Thursday, July 31, 2008
Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl. Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed] Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. [to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... [backs up and trips over ledge]
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon. [humming]
Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. [snaps compass shut]
Jack Sparrow: Scarlet. [She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that. [a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What? [She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.
Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now. [Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria. [Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that? The Crew: Aye!
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
If Ah go any further Ah will be a quotin' the whole bloody movie! Wind in ye sails!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I warn ye that there be some objectionable and questionable lines in these, but fer the most part they be clean. Did that rhyme?
Wind in ye sails!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
And here are revised pictures to show who we really are! Sorry if they aren't perfect...Ah tried me best!
The two infamous Capt'ns of the Caribbean Internet!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Man#1: Where do you live?
Man#2: Oh I live on 666 Main Street, Hell.
Neighbor: Hey, where you headed Mike?
Mike: Oh I'm off for a vacation.
Neighbor: Oh really! Where you going?
Mike: Yeah, it's the hottest place on earth!
Friend: I am so sick of life!
Friend#2: Poor guy. You should go to Hell.
Friend#1: I beg your pardon?
Friend#2: Go to Hell. You would really like it. Honest.
There was a lot more but I don't have time right now to post them. Hope y'all enjoyed it!
P.S. If you found this offensive or inappropriate please let me know and I will remove it.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I am: a child of God (and in my daydreams I am Susan Pevensie!)
I think: that I daydream to much *shrugs shoulders with a grin*
I know: that God and my parents love me
I have: a beautiful faith and a crazy, but lovable, family!
I wish: I had dozens of Catholic friends living around me
I hate: making decisions
I miss: Ave Cor Maria Camp and everyone there!!!!!
I fear: hell
I feel: sick of school but very energetic at the moment (surprisingly)
I hear: My mom telling everyone to get back to school, so I have to finish this quickly.
I smell: my sister's banana...yuck!
I crave: lots of friends and Regina Doman's books!
I search: for God's will
I wonder: if I will ever complete high school!
I regret: losing my temper with my siblings and not being a good friend (I think I will leave Lady Rose's answer for this one)
I love: my faith, Chinese food, chocolate, books, and camp
I ache: for friends to live next door and high school to be over
I am not: a saint (sadly)
I believe: In God the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ His only Son Our Lord who conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell and rose on the third day. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right of God the Father Almighty, from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of sin and the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. AMEN! (I think I will leave this one too!)
I dance: whenever I can
I sing: too much (so my brothers tell me)
I cry: too often
I don't always: help in the kitchen
I fight: with my sibs to much
I write: letters only when forced and emails all the time
I win: every once in a while
I lose: in strategy games
I never: get up on time in the morning
I always: love to do crafts and sewing
I confuse: words sometimes because I am slightly dyslexic
I listen: to country music and a bunch of other songs!
I can usually be found: upstairs reading or on the computer
I am scared: of college, and writing essays and papers
I need: love, attention, and friends
I am happy about: my parents upcoming, surprise 25th wedding anniversary party!
I imagine: myself as the best singer in history!
I am wearing: A three-teird jean skirt, and a blue, pro-life T-shirt that belongs to my sis
I look forward too: next year's camp, getting married and going to heaven!
Monday, July 14, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
A rope bun in my hair done by the talented and beautiful Claire Halbur!
This is one of my favorite pictures! Each cabin had to put on a skit, and one cabin did the story of Ruth. This picture is of the two girls that playeded the cousins of Naomi; on the left is Steph who played Josh, and on the right there is Rachel who played Boaz. Don't they make a couple of handsome dudes? Just kidding.